Locked & Loaded


Get the second Penetrators release from Double-Crown Records! CDs are sold out, but album is available for download from iTunes. The critics raved about this landmark release, with 13 tracks fit for the silver screen or your stereo! $9.99

Check out selected tracks on the Audio page.



Locked & Loaded poster


A little larger than lobbycard-sized poster featuring the artwork from the CD, this 14x18" poster is suitable for framing! Click on the image to see a larger view. $10.00 – FREE STANDARD US SHIPPING!



Hit The Jet Stream With The Penetrators
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Join The Penetrators on a high-flying mission to Moscow and back! Featuring in-flight commentary by S3 pilot Buck Bangalore and ultra-cool liner art, this Bellingham, Washington-based Double Crown Records 7" features two originals and two covers, with six Bangalore voice-overs. $14.75

- High Tide
- Triple-Dog Dare
- Speed Bump
- Crash


Click here to order directly from Double Crown Records





Now you can have The Penetrators Live in your living room any night of the week!! Declassified captures The Penetrators from their very first show when Spanky took the stage after parachuting into town through the last 2 gigs played with Rip Thrillby.

20 Tracks including "Night of the Drunken Cheerleaders" "Locked and Loaded" "The Wind Beneath my Kilt" the "Redlined" video and the most rip roarinist version of "Bikini Drag" you're ever likely to hear anywhere!

Approximate running time 66min $20.00 – FREE STANDARD US SHIPPING!

Check out selected previews on the Video page.




Kings of the High-Speed Weekend


The highly acclaimed first CD by The Penetrators, featuring a ten-phase mission! Sorry, this CD is sold out. But you can check out some samples!




Please Note: All items which follow MUST be ordered online.

Locked & Loaded Tee



Get the "Locked & Loaded" artwork in full color on this 100% cotton Hanes Beefy-Tee! On the back is The Penetrators' official logo!

$17.99

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S3 Tee



100% cotton Hanes Beefy-Tee Southern Surf Syndicate Field Agent's Utility, or if you prefer, Utili-Tee. On the back, again, is The Penetrators' official logo!

$17.99

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Locked & Loaded Long-Sleeve Tee



Same 100% cotton Hanes Beefy-Tee as above, but with long sleeves for off-season and cooler climes. This one's plain on the front, with the art on the back.

$21.50

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S3 Long-Sleeve Tee



Long-sleeved Beefy-Tee casual wear for the Southern Surf Syndicate Field Agent on the go (that means all of you).

$21.50

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S3 Sweatshirt



Hanes 50/50 gray sweatshirt emblazoned with the Southern Surf Syndicate logo -- surfer with a gun. Simple, to the point, and stylish.

$24.99

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S3 Sweatshirt



Hanes 50/50 gray sweatshirt direct from S3 HQ's athletic training department's supply.

$24.99

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Penetrators Babydoll Shirt



Mmm, boy... there are few places we'd rather see the band's logo that across the chest of a comely lass. 100% Cotton Anvil.

$19.99

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S3 Babydoll Shirt



...and even the Syndicate logo looks better on one! 100% Cotton Anvil.

$19.99

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L&L Mug



"Locked & Loaded" coffee mug features a high-quality screening of the CD cover art, wrapped all the way around this ceramic 11 oz. mug!

$13.99

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S3/Penetrators Mug



For the purists in the field, we offer this elegant 11 oz. mug with the Syndicate logo on one side, and The Penetrators' logo on the other.

$13.99

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L&L Mousepad



Yet another tasteful item with which to decorate your work environment, we present the official "Locked & Loaded" mousepad!

$13.99

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S3 Mousepad



Or if understatement while making a statement is your thing, you must procure an official S3 Field Agent Mousepad -- be the first in your office!

$13.99

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For those of you who'd rather do things the old-fashioned way, send check or money order made out to our trusted accountant, with $3 added per item (Please remember: all apparel, mugs and mousepads must be ordered online!) for shipping and handling:

C Dangar
P.O. Box 946
Decatur, GA 30031